These days, I spend most of my day indoors thanks to HADD SE ZYADA garmi. So my masroofiyath these days include watching IPL (WHAT AM I GOING TO DO AFTER 24th MAY?!?!!) and reading.
Khair Tv se yaad aaya what is wrong with the Indian advertisements? Where is the talent? Why so shitty ads? Why oh Why?!! (Get the reference anyone? 😉 Hint: V and Shradhha Kapoor )
Fair & Lovely Ads– Thank you people for the self esteem booster. *wipes away happy tears* What we, saanwli dusky girls, would do without you guys? We’d be probably crying in some corner of the world cz gorapan is sab kuch. In my jiggar’s words “ If you ain’t gori, you ain’t going anywhere”.
This cream transforms dusky ladies from akhal se paidal to the most talented, noticed/loved and wanted aurat in the country? Hmmkay. This cream gives you the guts to talk to your dad about future plans. He wants you to get married but you don’t and you have no himmat of refusing, so the F&L woman gives you a piece of mind, one application and you get himmat. Wow such instant results, cream na hua badhazmi ki dawa hogayi
So you’re trying to say ke external use nikharofies your brain? WOW such logic. Much trash. Thanks but no thanks F&L.
If ladies weren’t enough there’s also“Fair & Handsome” to lure men. What even. What about “Tall DARK and handsome” ?
Oh a side note query, the “dark” mentioned above is it in literal or figurative sense?
IIN– *Bangs head against the wall* No words to mention the absurdity, stupidity and the illogical nature of these ads. This the perfect example of “Kuch bhi, matlab kuch bhi?”
Matlab bus idea ka internet data package lelo and tadaaa you become lawyer, doctor, chef and engineer. Thank you Idea for illogically setting a bait for our already padhai ke dushman generation. Also, some guy is studying biology and economics because “My Choice” and apparently why should we study what everyone asks us to and why not what interests us. This takes “karo apne dil ki” to another level. He’s probably interested in trading business of organs.
Aur itelaan arz hai, khaali package leliye toh knowledge milgayi what about Google and Wikipedia. Smh. Credits, people, are supposed to be given where due betey. Basic ettiqutes.
Kajaria Tiles– People, people, FYI, no matter how pretty and lovely ghar ke tiles are no one, NO ONE, rolls on the floor in appreciation. Forget about bathroom ke tiles *EWWW* Thank you so much, we might go “Jo dekhe wo deewana” but there’s something called hygiene.
Mountain Dew– “Darr ke aage jeet hai” was a winning concept lekin ab na too much hora dekho. Ab toh it’s nothing more than bekaar ki dedh hoshiyaari. There’s a deadly sand tornado coming but you take a sip and go in coz “Darr ke aage jeet hai”, I’m so impelled to use one hyderabadi word but tameez. *zip locks*.Khair, That is not danishmandana step people that is haulapana.
Pan Masala –These are so sad and bad that they’re hilarious. Thoda pan masala in your alimentary canal and booom you become the mehfil ki jaan, the hero, every woman’s man.That is not called being confident, I have a better ten lettered word to explain them “DELUSIONAL”. Yes, that’s the word.
Glamour Bike– When you think ads can’t get worse, they will get worst, there’s no coming back. Nope. This is a new one, saw this parsun only. So some guy comes in riding a bike and every woman in the vicinty goes mad after him. A bride ready to take her vows leaves her husband coz “Ek jhatkey mein status mera single hogaya”. Yes that’s the jingle. Matlab bike rahe toh fida? Aise ads banaou and then cry women are getting materialistic day by day. Hey wakey wakey YOU ARE MAKING THEM MATERIALISTIC!
Santoor– Only one thing I’d like to say get a new concept please. “Mummyyyyy” wala is sooo old that I won’t be surprised if one of the kids from their old ads is the new Mummy.
Dairy Milk Silk– Yes chocolates are LOVE but no one eats like that in public yaaaro. Wo bhi India ki Traffic jam mein, like really? Have you ever been stuck in those shaitaan ki aanth(never ending) like jams? It’s a miracle to get out of those jams with normal blood pressure. Reality people reality please.
Gaana.com– This should come with a warning: Jingle of the following ad could result in fatal injuries or worse can instigate murder. No kidding. Suno aur khud jaanjao.
And don’t even get me started on teleshopping walay ads, no matter what the problem is it always starts with “Mein pehle bahot pareshaan tha, dukhi tha phir meri zindagi mein falaan falaan agaya aur ab main bahot khush hoon, har waqt hansta rehta hoon aur ladkiyaan bhi mujhse baat karti hain aur kuch hi dinoun mein meri shaadi horahi hai” I’m not exaggerating yeh walay ads always revolve around these lines only. These lines were in some ad.
On a more happier and merrier note, Khanum of the Oh-So-Awesome Khanumsays nominated us for an award. Haaye! *happy sigh*
Thank You sooooo much for appreciation, award and love *wipes away khushi ke aansu* ! We don’t know how awards work so we are going to kaam chalao with thank you, Khanumsays. 😀 *Pappis and Jhappis your way*
That’s all I have got for now. Miltey hain ek *choteyyy* se break baad *Ting ting tiding*